After a solid month under our belts of back-to-school, the homework process has started to solidify. By solidify, I don’t actually mean get structured, organized, better, etc. I mean my kids have very solidly come to decide that they HATE homework 90% of the time.
Note, I am not a teacher. I am also the ridiculous nerd that loved school and homework all through K-12. College was a different story, but I blame that on the misconception that I wanted to be a Chemical Engineer. I look at their homework, know that they can do it, and struggle to understand why something that they can complete in 10 to 15 minutes (literally, the teacher said 10 minutes) takes over 90 minutes. I found a clock online that illustrates my kids’ opinion of homework all the time!
My kids are smart kids. They can do the work sent home. We’ve dealt with mild developmental delays for years with both kids – speech therapy, occupational therapy, etc. I want to emphasize that I understand when my kids are struggling and when they are procrastinating. When they are struggling, we help! When they are procrastinating, the ownership falls on them – even if they are 6 and 8. We do scheduled homework time. The kids get it done – groaning and moaning the whole time. I check-in, but let them own the work the way their teachers do. We have even added it as a “chore” on their chore board. I just wish it were easier…for all of us!
Ironically, I have come to appreciate the ingenuity with which they procrastinate. I truly believe that creativity will serve them later in life.
Thought I’d share our Top 15 Ways to Secretly Make Homework Last Longer…
- I Gotta Go To the Bathroom (assume 10 random trips to said bathroom in one hour between two children)
- I am STARVING (after multiple bowls of Veggie Straws or Goldfish)
- My Shirt Itches Me, I Have to Change (three changes of clothes later…)
- The Cat Scratched My Homework (what??? seriously??? you were petting the cat ON the table)
- My Pencil Broke
- My Eraser Broke
- My Paper Broke
- Gemma/Payton Is Bothering Me
- The Teacher Said I Don’t Need to Put My Name On It / Draw The Math Boxes / Do That 1 Problem I Skipped
- It’s Hot/Cold/Wet…. Inside
- I Read My Book….Anywhere You Didn’t See Me
- I Don’t Know When It is Due
- Everyone Else Is Playing
- The Cat/Dog is Staring at Me
- I DON’T WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK TODAY
How about you? Any good procrastination stories? I am assuming I’m not alone.